Ruth Ann Hunter

Since we appear to currently have a proliferation of temporary girls, I have put together the following to aid the gradual acclimatisation of Hogwarts' newly-turned female population.
On the Care and Maintenance of Breasts
Boys-cum-girls! (Shut up, don't laugh, I totally used that word correctly.) You may think that you have no need of this guide, however, in thinking this you would be VERY WRONG. Breasts are not just awesome, sexy things attached to girls' chests! They are complex bodily bits that must be handled with care and delicacy!

( Three Important Facts About Breasts )
( Basic Guide to Brassieres )
( Guide to Making Your Boobs Bigger )
( Quick 'n' Dirty Guide to Getting Rid of Breasts )

Oh my god this is seven kinds of spiffy-amazing-awesome — I DON'T HAVE TITS! I can do cartwheels and run up and down stairs and hang upside-down and IT DOESN'T MATTER IF MY SHIRT RIDES UP.

DAMN, I've missed this.

Name: Ruth Ann Hunter. Prefers to be called Ra, though this happens rarely
Parents: Rufus and Lisabet Hunter
Blood: Muggle-born
Birthday: August 26th
House and year: 5th year Ravenclaw

( You say freak like it's a bad thing. )